the old ballgame

"And why did we have to see the players? Well, if you'll notice, they were all wearing "43" jerseys. The first guy who batted (left-handed, of course) had on a 43 jersey - Bush is the 43rd president. The next batter? A "43" jersey. The batter after that? Facing the opposite direction (I guess they burned through the other two too fast), but with a "43" jersey. The pitches were wild, and weren't going anywhere - and if you'll notice, Bush made no reference to the game behind him, who was playing, or why he was there."

girl trouble

id like to nominate jenna and her giggly twin to the drat fink - not terribly serious (apparently) hall of something for their spirited takedown of the republican agenda.